Christian Dior “Junon” circa 1949
this is the greatest pun i have ever witnessed
Patient who arrived at the hospital with symptoms of pneumonia is given an x-ray, only to discover his neck is full of needles. The patient is a heroin addict who would shoot up into his neck, he would then pass out or fall asleep and the needles would break off into his neck
Jesus fucking christ. This is scary but interesting.
w e a r e t h e w a l k i n g d e a d
#she terrifies men because she forces them into their true shapes #she is the sea there is no room for pretense in her #she will not allow anyone to render her less than what she is #she will not allow others to be anything than what they are #barbossa is a corpse and davy jones is nothing more than shell and bone and ruin dredged up from the ocean floor #’calypso’ is greek for ‘to conceal to hide’ and that is her root#she is the truth waiting to devour you from beneath
I’ve been waiting to see Calypso on my dash.
"So, I make it a point not to read reviews. It’s kind of pointless. But I stumbled upon one about the Pax-AM Days that we just put out. And it was fine, you know, it was a bad review. And you get those and that’s totally cool and I have no problem getting a bad review but I do have a problem… [Pete: It’s not fucking cool] Whatever, I’m not gonna Kanye it. But I’m gonna say one thing this guy said in this review when he got to me was, he said, first off that I don’t believe in what I’m singing. Which, say you don’t like it, say the music isn’t good, say whatever you think, but don’t try to tell me I don’t believe in this. And, number two, he said something about “The punk rock scene is very inclusive and unfortunately it lets in a lot of riff-raff.” And it’s all riff-raff, we are the riff-raff! So, I wanted to say, and I’m the polite guy so I won’t say it out loud, that… [Andy: FUCK YOU]”